Alas, as the sun sets on yet another MUN here at Methodist College, we must ask the question on everyone’s lips, ‘Have we changed the world for the better?’ The short answer is no, because this is a model United Nations. Sorry. Speaking hypothetically, however, if our current crop of delegates proceed to enter politics or become ambassadors, we can feel safe in their hands. From the word go, there was a refreshing lack of, ‘I don’t see the point of this resolution,’ although, as per usual, the hyperbole squad were out in force.

I love the girl with the yellow tights, she is so hot!

The 09 committee had the honour to speak on the recent swine flu (N1H1) pandemic with the honourable senior medical officer Ms Lorraine Doherty, who presented the forecast of the pandemic flu risks, prevention and the development of the virus to the delegates before discussing the resolution submitted by Myanmar about flu epidemics, which finally passed.

For someone who was supposed to be in Human Rights, this press team member thoroughly enjoyed banting it up with the lawds’ in Political. Although this unfortunately means that I can’t tell you what happened on Thursday as I was not there.

 If you have ever experienced MCBMUN before you will know the importance of bribes in getting along with the chairs (and your ever important press team) so in the interest of better bribes we have prepared our guide to the top ten bribe shops:   

Rose, Rose McNeill