(To the tune of, “Hey Sexy” by the Sugababes)

 

When I’m finin’ ISPs they say,

“Hey Secsicomp” (Hey Secsicomp)

When I’m nukin’ pirate bay they say,

“Hey Secsicomp” (Hey Secsicomp)

When I’m buyin’ legal tunes

I know that very soon

The Millennium whatever [act] you call it will swoon

They say, “Hey Secsicomp” (Hey Secsicomp)

 

Performed by the Iranian delegate about the proposed new UN body “S.e.c.s.i.c.o.m.p.”, a regulatory body for closing down illegal file sharing sites.

Yup, it was awesome.